darkpercy:

PERCY, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME ?

darkpercy:

PERCY, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME ?

dnosebapps:

dnosebapps:

when you make a post and it gets more than 10 notes

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tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(Source: peppergrinds)

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: explanatory)

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

(Source: chimichanghost)

notchicken:

notchicken:

guess what I just got!!!

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meet Spartacus everyone….

Ladies and gentelmens, That’s tumblr!

astrobit:

i hope my neighbors know they live next to a celebrity

tr-xxx-yler:

Happy Little Pill video is coming “soon”.

I AM SO UNABLE TO EVEN

what does “soon” mean anyway?

troyesivan:

TRXYE

troyesivan:

TRXYE

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.